SCORE: 0 /5
It sounded like a solid, nice little entertainment app. Certainly the developer's description would lend it considerable promise...if it, you know, worked. As it happens, the summary just comes off as pretentious in the wake of an app that, when it chooses to work, is far too dark to enjoy properly anyway. I didn't even get that far, considering that running Castlerama on my iPod Touch (4th gen, updated) brings me to the introductory screen above...then immediately to the unrelenting awesomeness below:
RECOMMENDATION: Pictured above: unrelenting awesomeness.