SCORE: 3 / 5
COST: LITE (Demo)
An amusing little entertainment application if you have a few minutes you need to kill. A parody, all purpose, "survival guide", Screwed! will not only provide you with instruction on how to survive many a situation (Wilderness survival? Escaping an insane asylum? Fighting off hordes of Twilight fans?) but also provide you the necessary resources to do so (built in flashlight, distractions, motion sensor, official badges).
RECOMMENDATION: You won't find too much here to help you in a genuine emergency (plenty of free & affordable First Aid guides available for that) but it might give you a giggle when you're bored!